Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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