; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
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i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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