Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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