Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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