No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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