Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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