She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
did you just send me my own nude
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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