We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Randomize
