I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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