Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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