he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
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It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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