What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.