Walk of Shame. In a state park.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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