My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
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Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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