Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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