Who wears a wallet chain?!
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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