After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
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I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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