he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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