I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
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I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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