There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
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hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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