Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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