Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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