Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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