But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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