every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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