her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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