yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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