There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
So vagazzling was a success
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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