im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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