he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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