He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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