margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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