we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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