Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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