So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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