but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
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I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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