Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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