she looked like the before picture.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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