marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
