i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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