Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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