Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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