By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
