im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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