If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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