I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life