bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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