Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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