eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
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Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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