My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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