I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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