I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
this hospital has no fireball
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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