why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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