I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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