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• (813): View more from Florida

  so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol

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  well its been awhile since I've surfed

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?

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  Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  story of my life.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"

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  I'll start the recruiting

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.

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