Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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