She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I am available for nakedness
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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